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The Queen, Her Yacht — and the Hotel That Upstaged Them Both
City of Edinburgh

The Queen, Her Yacht — and the Hotel That Upstaged Them Both

Aug 6, 2026 15 min read

I returned to Edinburgh for Elizabeth II’s private rooms. W Edinburgh rewrote the script. By the time I reached Edinburgh, Queen Elizabeth II had already hijacked my Scottish itinerary from beyond the grave. Balmoral had top billing. It was the reason for returning to Scotland: the private Highland estate where the late Queen spent her summers, r

Dunnottar Was the Plan. Stonehaven Nearly Stole the Day.
Stonehaven

Dunnottar Was the Plan. Stonehaven Nearly Stole the Day.

Aug 3, 2026 10 min read

A £3.85 bus from Aberdeen, a castle seen from the outside and an easy coastal walk to Stonehaven There are places I visit because I want to understand them, and places I visit because I want one photograph good enough to justify the journey. Dunnottar Castle belonged firmly to the second category. I had known about it for years. It appears with s

A Missing Tortoise, Fifty-Seven Urine Samples and Oxford’s Ancient College Feud
Oxford

A Missing Tortoise, Fifty-Seven Urine Samples and Oxford’s Ancient College Feud

Jul 30, 2026 36 min read

Seven years after my first visit, I returned to discover what Oxford keeps behind its gates Had apparition been allowed inside Hogwarts, I could have travelled directly from the Gloucester Cathedral cloister where Mrs Norris was found petrified to the hospital wing in Oxford’s Divinity School. Unfortunately, it was not. So I had to take a train.

St Andrews: Where History Never Quite Ended
St Andrews

St Andrews: Where History Never Quite Ended

Jul 27, 2026 15 min read

Scotland’s Oldest University, Medieval Ruins and the Town Where William Met Kate I had begun the morning at Dunnottar Castle. By the time I returned to Aberdeen, travelled south to Dundee and checked into another hotel, the sensible interpretation was that I had already done enough for one day. Sensible interpretations have rarely exercised much

Bournemouth and the Hotel That Understood Everything
Bournemouth

Bournemouth and the Hotel That Understood Everything

Jul 27, 2026 12 min read

A cliffside stay, a traditional seaside town and the fine art of apologising without acting London was not the destination. It was the large and inconvenient interchange between a flight landing at Stansted and a train leaving for the British seaside. After landing, I took the Stansted Express to Liverpool Street, one of London’s many mainline ra

Let’s Sneak a Look Inside Balmoral Before the King Comes Home
Scotland

Let’s Sneak a Look Inside Balmoral Before the King Comes Home

Jul 26, 2026 13 min read

The late Queen Elizabeth II kept Balmoral fiercely private — King Charles III now admits just twelve visitors per tour, at £110–£175 a head. Paying between £110 and £175 to enter Balmoral in a group of twelve is not exactly sneaking in. Still, the experience comes surprisingly close to being allowed into someone’s house while the owner is away. I